Showing posts with label movies. Show all posts
Showing posts with label movies. Show all posts

Friday, November 03, 2006

Fraggle Movie

Fraggle Rocks
I've been a fan of all things Muppet since I was a kid. I probably watched Muppets Take Manhattan about 3 times a day for I don't even know how long. So I was of course a fan of Fraggle Rock and the genius it achieved in its 5 seasons on television. Apparently Ahmet Zappa, the most normally named child of Frank, was also a fan. He is executive producing a full-length movie in which the Fraggles venture out into the human world for the first time. No word yet on whether any of the Doozers will make the trek with them. Worry's for another day my friends.

Wednesday, November 01, 2006

So Long, Bob

The Price is Wrong, Bitch!
It was announced yesterday that Bob Barker, legendary host of The Price is Right and advocate for pet population control is hanging up his skinny microphone after 35 years. Personally, I was surprised that he stayed with the show so long after Rod Roddy passed. Who will fill the 11am void he's leaving for the elderly, unemployed, and those home sick from school? No one, I say. No one.

Friday, October 27, 2006

Chad's Mohawk



I'm actually not a big fan of Chad Johnson's blond Mohawk, but if you like it and are looking for a great Halloween costume, this head piece is for you. I guess you could also buy it and go out as Simon Phoenix, it's up to you.

Monday, August 28, 2006

Sports Movies

I read that the new football movie with Marky Mark, Invincible, did well at the box office this past weekend. It seems like there have been quite a few sports movies, specifically football movies, released in the past few years. So of course I started to see how many sports movies I could name. After some thought and a very small amount of research, here's my list. These are in no particular order and if you think of any that I've left out just leave a comment.

Football
The Longest Yard
Any Given Sunday
Rudy
Wildcats
Necessary Roughness
Varsity Blues
The Program
The Last Boyscout
Invincible
Remember the Titans
Friday Night Lights
The Replacements
The Waterboy

Baseball
Field of Dreams
Bull Durham
The Natural
Little Big League
Angels in the Outfield
Fever Pitch
The Sandlot
Rookie of the Year
For Love of the Game
Bad News Bears
Major League

Basketball
Hoosiers
Teen Wolf
White Men Can't Jump
Blue Chips
He Got Game
Hoop Dreams
Above the Rim
Coach Carter

Hockey
Slapshot
Mystery, Alaska
Mighty Ducks

Golf
Caddyshack
Tin Cup
Dead Solid Perfect
Bagger Vance
Happy Gilmore

Tuesday, August 01, 2006

The New Joker


I'd heard the rumor last week, but it was officially announced today that Heath Ledger, of gay cowboy fame, will be playing the Joker in the new Batman prequil entitled The Dark Knight. I wonder what Jack Nicholson is thinking. Actually, he's probably just thinking that he's Jack Nicholson, and if he felt like it he could sleep with your mother and you'd thank him for it.

Friday, July 28, 2006

Gibson DUI

Mel Gibson
Mel Gibson was arrested for a DUI today. But we should give him a break. He just lost his wife in a car crash, and he doesn't care if he lives or dies. When he was 19, he did a guy in Laos with a rifle shot at a thousand yards in high wind. Maybe eight or even ten guys in the world could have made that shot. It's the only thing he was ever good at.

Well, see you tomorrow.

Wednesday, July 05, 2006

Super Return


Erin and I saw Superman Returns yesterday in IMAX 3D. It's a good thing too, because the movie only made something like $106 million domestically over the long weekend. But our $20 really put them over the top.

I actually really liked the movie. I guess I hadn't built my hopes up too much because movies that get so much hype like this one tend to disappoint. I think the first reason that I liked it was that I grew up on the Christopher Reeve movies and somehow they managed to keep the same look and feel, even with all the modern elements. I thought Brandon Routh looked and sounded a lot like him. Another plus for me was that I always wanted to see a Superman movie where his flying didn't look so fake. I guess the special effects for the original movie were cutting edge for 1978, but even while growing up there was a disconnect. Another plus was Kevin Spacey, who is one of the all-time greats.

I guess I shouldn't have gone in thinking that the 3D version was completely in 3D. Is that naive of me? I thought that 3D movies were all in 3D, but there were only 4 (maybe 5) different times in the film where we were instructed to put on our glasses. Those times were cool, but it was kinda strange to get used to it, then go back to normal, then get used to it again, etc. But it was probably way cooler than just seeing the film normally.

Finally, and I can't speak for any of the ladies on this, but at no time during the movie did I notice Superman's package. Which made me happy.

Monday, June 26, 2006

Most Controversial

I just came across Entertainment Weekly's list of the 25 Most Controvesial Movies Ever. I'm not sure how one measures controversy, but some of the movies they included seem pretty tame. And the fact that they have Aladdin listed right next to Caligula almost forced me to stop reading. But it's worth checking out. I will tell you right now that #1 is predictable and disappointing. Enjoy.

Monday, April 24, 2006

Simon Conjurer


I've been trying to figure out if this is a real movie or not. What do you think?

Tuesday, April 04, 2006

Fictional Brands

Wikipedia
Wikipedia comes through for the nerds once more with their list of fictional brands that have appeared in entertainment.

Among my favorites are Teamocil and The Cornballer from Arrested Development and Ocean Breeze Soap from The Muppets Take Manhattan. It's just like taking a cruise, only there's no boat and you don't actually go anywhere.

Monday, April 03, 2006

Simpsons Movie

There has been talk throughout the years about a Simpsons movie. Now we have proof. We have a teaser trailer.

Wednesday, March 08, 2006

Reservoir Dogs Pop Art

Reservoir Dogs Pop Art
Check out this cool art from Reservoir Dogs created using every single word from the script.

Tuesday, March 07, 2006

So Long Top Gun

F-14 Tomcat
The Tomcat is done. No, I'm not speaking of the relationship between Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes (though I think everyone wishes that was over), but of the plane Tom flew in his best movie, Top Gun. This was of course of the F-14 Tomcat. This week marks the end for the notorious fighter planes. They're being replaced with F-18 Hornets, which are probably awesome but will never replace the F-14 in the hearts of the many young men who watched Maverick and Goose over and over again throughout their adolescence. Here's to you, Tomcat. You won't be forgotten.

Wednesday, February 15, 2006

New Movies

There are trailers out for two new movies that will hopefully prove to be classics.

Ricky Bobby
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby
I posted some pictures from this one a while ago when it was rumored to be called High, Wide and Handsome. It still looks hilarious. Will Ferrell stars as a NASCAR driver. It was directed by Adam McKay who also directed Anchorman.


Nacho Libre
Nacho Libre
This is a new Jack Black movie which will hopefully make up for King Kong. It comes from the creators of Napoleon Dynamite. Jack stars as a priest who moonlights as a luchador to save an orphanage.

Wednesday, January 25, 2006

RIP Nice Guy Eddie


Actor Chris Penn was found dead yesterday afternoon. Most people will remember him for his role in Reservoir Dogs as Nice Guy Eddie, but to me he will always be Travis from Best of the Best.

"Drop him like a toilet seat, Tommy!"

Wednesday, January 18, 2006

Lerbil

Half lion, half gerbil.
by Joe Patten

Brokeback Lerbil
Lerbil regresses and explains that he can't quit other Lerbil.

Thursday, December 22, 2005

Notes to Netflix

Note to Netflix
This is from a Flickr photoset of post-it notes people have included when returning their Netflix movies. I posted one that was funny, but not the funniest one there because I didn't want to ruin it. See, I've got love for you.

Sunday, December 18, 2005

Superbulge

Superbulge!
I just read that the new Superman movie seems to be having problems because Brandon Routh is well endowed. The studio is going to fix it with special effects. Laugh at will. Or cry I guess, depending on the size of your package.

Thursday, November 03, 2005

Kill Bill Prequel

Apparently Quentin Tarantino is working on an animated prequel to the Kill Bill films. Nothing more to say really, I'm just happy about it. Read the info here.