T-shirt Hell

A woman was recently kicked off a Southwest Airlines flight for wearing a politically charged t-shirt. Ok, maybe she was kicked off because her t-shirt had the f-bomb on it. Either way, I don't think it's right. But I love the fact that the t-shirt was inspired by the greatest show in the history of television.

As a result, a website called T-Shirt Hell is proclaiming that if you get kicked off a flight for wearing one of their t-shirts, they will "provide you with alternate transportation to get you to your original destination. This transportation includes, but is not limited to, the T-Shirt Hell corporate jet." Sounds good to me. Here are my favorites, though I doubt any of these would do the trick:

NARCOLEPTICS SLEEP AROUND

I STOLE THIS SHIRT FROM A HOMELESS GUY- WHY HE HAD A SHIRT THAT SAYS THIS, I'LL NEVER KNOW

I'M WHAT WILLIS WAS TALKIN' 'BOUT

OB/GYN KENOBI

MEDIUM PIMPIN'

EASY like Sunday morning

I'M NOT GETTING JIGGY, I HAVE PARKINSON'S

Disclaimer: I hate people who wear gimmicky t-shirts, but it's funny to read them on a website.

Soundboards

I'm not sure how people have the time to do this, but I found a site that has what they call 'soundboards', which are basically just flash movies where you can play quotes from your favorite characters at the push of a button. Here are links to some of my favorites. It will surely bring you at least minutes of fun.

Family Guy
Peter
Stewie
Quagmire
Old Guy
Whole Cast

The Simpsons
Homer
Homer Sings
Ralph Wiggum

Other
Ron Burgundy
Cartman
Napoleon Dynamite
The Ladies Man
Office Space
Chris Farley

Spawn of Tomkat

Katie Holmes is pregnant with the baby of an insane, Scientology-loving once cool actor. One guess as to who this might be.

Booooooo!

Wikipedia

It seems like every day I have a new reason to love Wikipedia. If you're not familiar with this site of all sites, it's a free open source encyclopedia that covers everything you could ever think of and more. And not only can you find information here that you would never find anywhere else, it's so current it bleeds.

For instance, in what other encyclopedia could I find articles about the f-word, films that have been considered the greatest ever, or a list of made-up words in The Simpsons?

Noseph

Joe, I will not post pictures of Ashley Judd. And I'm telling Dana.

Future Me

I don't know about you, but I love the future me. Fortunately there is now an easy way for me to send my future self an email.

Classic Chewie

I don't care if this is fake, I still love it.

Segway Segway

I saw this at thought it was cool to see how the Segway evolved from a prototype to a finished product. Plus George Oscar Bluth II likes them.