Disgusting

When I read the headline for this story about a mom who was recently sentenced to 30 years in prison for having sex parties with high school students, I thought awe-some! Then I found out what she looked like. Apparently she gave the kids booze and drugs. Big surprise there. I mean, she's not exactly Stiffler's mom. Even as a desperate teen I wouldn't have touched her in a million years without a hardy helping of Jack Daniels and methamphetamines. Ok, I just wouldn't touch her at all.

Save Arrested Development

Arrested Development, one of the funniest shows ever created, will soon be canceled. Fox has cut 5 episodes from what was left of this season. It won't be new again until December 5th. It would seem that the show is doomed unless it is picked up by another network. While I've thought this season hasn't been as funny as the last two (Farasey don't hate me), I still don't think they should give it the axe. If you agree, you can sign this petition. Unless you're scared.

Rejected Crayons

There is a site that lists some fake rejected crayon shades. I will admit I didn't laugh until the last one.

Hanna'd

Though it will never be as funny as being Munson'd, I guess if someone is beaten badly we can now say they were Hanna'd. On Friday night the Hanna High School basketball team of Earlsboro, Oklahoma lost 112-2. And the opposing team even pulled their starters for the second half. I just don't understand how you could actually score 2 points and then never score again. I guess I would understand 112-0 a little more. Where is Scott Howard when you need him?

Ultimate Jell-O Shot

I don't necessarily condone drinking/eating Jell-O shots on a regular basis unless you are a freshman in college. Drinking should take much more effort. But if you're going to do it, you might as well read about this science experiment that determined the maximum amount of alcohol you can add before the shot won't congeal.

Kill Bill Prequel

Apparently Quentin Tarantino is working on an animated prequel to the Kill Bill films. Nothing more to say really, I'm just happy about it. Read the info here.

iSitWhereIWantTo

Jim Leftwich created this page that I thought was cool.

Burger King Guy

The guy running onto the field at the end of the Bengals game was funny, but finding out that he went to high school with Farasey makes it even better. I was surprised that he made it as far as he did before security nailed him. Actually, I was surprised that none of the players took him out. Favre didn't really seem upset, but I guess he was just glad that if he had to give up the ball again that it wasn't to Tory James or Deltha O’Neal.

There is now a nice video of this where they've actually superimposed the Burger King Guy into the clip.

What's superimposed?