The Ohio State Buckeyes are on the cover of the current issue of Sports Illustrated. They are ranked number one. This just about guarantees that it won't happen. The only hope is that the cover is one of 6, so maybe those other 5 teams will be cursed and the bucks will come out ahead. Damn you SI!
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I'm tired of all of this Ohio State propaganda. They deserve to be in last place.
Here is a reference for you:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maurice_Clarett
Go Texas, Go Blue, Go Purdue--anybody but Ohio State.
It will suck being a Buckeye fan going into October with a 2-4 record.
Preseason predictions:
O$U 17 Texas 24
O$U 6 Pennsylvania State University 10
Pennsylvania State University would dominate Conference USA
Joe! You're pretty clever dude. Let me guess...OSU student? You've certainly got the brains.
If not...surely one of those homeless gas station attendants in Bumbfuck, Ohio proudly sporting a Maurice Clarett jersey?
One of the two. Gotta be!
I'm lame. I live in my mother's basement while I look for jobs that don't involve man handing. I wish I had a life so I wouldn't have to spend my time searching random chat rooms for friends. Guess I'll just thumb my butt some more.
Just so everyone knows I went and kicked the living hell out of MP yesterday. I choked him out and then ankle dropped his face while he was unconscious. I turned his head into a deflated basketball. He had a dirty picture of Lloyd Carr in his wallet so I left the wallet on his person to send a message.
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