Thursday, August 31, 2006

Found the Scream


Police in Norway have recovered the famous painting "The Scream" by Edvard Munch, which was stolen two years ago. I'm happy about this because it's one of my favorite works of art. It may not be as exciting as the FBI grabbing a polygamist, but it's cool nonetheless.

Tuesday, August 29, 2006

Poland Sprung

I recently posted Farasey's letter to Poland Spring regarding their lack of availability in the Chicagoland area. This was their response. The typo of his name is the best part.


Dear Brain,

Thank you very much for your nice words about Poland Spring. I agree, (no coincidence), that it's the best tasting water on Earth. The problem is, due to a very competitive market in bottled water, we primarily sell the product in the northeast. You see all of Poland Spring comes from Maine. It costs quite a bit on money to ship that heavy water very far. Because of that, we market a brand of water in the Mid-West called Ice Mountain, bottled in Michigan. It's our experience that people are only willing to pay so much for their water. This is the best system we have to stay competitive with the likes of Coke and Pepsi ( They market processed tap water, Dasani and Aquafina).

Because of the popularity of Poland Spring, we have a few outlets in Chicago that are willing to sell it at the higher cost. I will have someone get you a list of those accounts

so you don't have to drive to Ohio to find it. For starters, I think you can find Poland Spring at your nearest Whole Foods Market.

I appreciate your passion and loyalty for our products. Please look to hear some more from us shortly.

Regards,

Vice President of Sales and Marketing
Nestle Waters North America

Monday, August 28, 2006

Sports Movies

I read that the new football movie with Marky Mark, Invincible, did well at the box office this past weekend. It seems like there have been quite a few sports movies, specifically football movies, released in the past few years. So of course I started to see how many sports movies I could name. After some thought and a very small amount of research, here's my list. These are in no particular order and if you think of any that I've left out just leave a comment.

Football
The Longest Yard
Any Given Sunday
Rudy
Wildcats
Necessary Roughness
Varsity Blues
The Program
The Last Boyscout
Invincible
Remember the Titans
Friday Night Lights
The Replacements
The Waterboy

Baseball
Field of Dreams
Bull Durham
The Natural
Little Big League
Angels in the Outfield
Fever Pitch
The Sandlot
Rookie of the Year
For Love of the Game
Bad News Bears
Major League

Basketball
Hoosiers
Teen Wolf
White Men Can't Jump
Blue Chips
He Got Game
Hoop Dreams
Above the Rim
Coach Carter

Hockey
Slapshot
Mystery, Alaska
Mighty Ducks

Golf
Caddyshack
Tin Cup
Dead Solid Perfect
Bagger Vance
Happy Gilmore

Friday, August 25, 2006

Kitlers

Kitler
Today I was sent a link to a site with pictures of cats that look like Hitler, or Kitlers. This is further proof that whenever I think I've seen it all, there's something else out there that I never could have imagined in a million years. Enjoy.

Thursday, August 24, 2006

RIP Maynard

Maynard Ferguson
Jazz legend Maynard Ferguson passed away yesterday. He was 78. As a trumpet player I grew up worshiping at the alter of Maynard, the king of the screaming high notes and pelvic thrusts. If you think you don't know who he is, watch Rocky again and listen closely. Fisher, Bellomy and I once had the pleasure of driving Maynard, and it was one of the highlights of our high school experiences. He will be missed but his music will always be with us.

Wednesday, August 23, 2006

Play On, Playa

From Farasey:

I got a random text message from an unfamiliar 513 number last night. I was intrigued and bored and the conversation went like this:

? - Wat up
Me - Who is this?
? - Taunta
? - You dont know who i am
Me - Why text me?
? - Oh its like that
Me -Yep
? - Ok then i holla
Me - Play on
? - Play on wat
Me - Playa
? - From wat hear you the pimp
Me - Says who
? - Nobody but how am i a playa
Me - Its an expression...didn't wanna call you a clown since i don't know who you are.
? - Sure wats good tho

I didn't understand what they were trying to say/ask in that last text so I just left it at that.

Friday, August 18, 2006

Colbert's Wikiality


If you are dedicated to upholding and documenting truthiness, Wikiality is the site for you. A portmanteau of "Wikipedia" and "reality", this Stephen Colbert Wikipedia parody site is great if for no other reason than it helps keep track of who is on notice (bears, for sure) and who is dead to him. I love the internet.