Can You Say...

In the spirit of The Old Hide The, here comes the great google results for the phrase "can you say":

Can you say awkward?
Can you say brrruuup?
Can you say whiplash whiplash whiplash?
Can you say baydool?
Can you say hemmi?
Can you say misnomer?
Can you say mmm...as in miles?
Can you say multimillionaire?
Can you say bloodbath?
Can you say spannferkel?
Can you say pterodactyl?
Can you say bling bling?
Can you say furburger?
Can you say overachiever?
Can you say egotistic?
Can you say fuggly?
Can you say BAWK bawk bawk?
Can you say necrophilia?
Can you say liarrrrrr?
Can you say BOOOOOOOM!?
Can you say WACKO?
Can you say hexakosioihexekontahexaphobia?
Can you say giggidy giggidy?
Can you say huitlacoche?
Can you say jalopy?
Can you say phht, phht?
Can you say booga booga?
Can you say SWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWEEEEEEEEP!?
Can you say widgiemoolthalite?
Can you say sesquicentennial?
Can you say mahi-mahi?
Can you say antidisestablishmentarianism?
Can you say hubba hubba?
Can you say houyhnhnms?
Can you say tacos, tacos, tacos?
Can you say chingalingas?
Can you say palmCrack?
Can you say hummina, hummina?
Can you say doppelganger?
Can you say oligopoly?

Google Calendar

Last week Google Labs released Google Calendar.

The Old Hide the...

Last night while google talking with Brian Farasey, of the Indian Hill Faraseys, I was for some reason motivated to google the phrase "the old hide the". I think I was looking for something better to say than sausage. Turns out there are some pretty hilarious results to that search. Here are some of my favorites:

the old hide-the-poop-in-the-garbage-can trick
the old hide the ball in the bucket play
the old hide the pill in something nummy trick
the old hide the camera in the elbow trick
the old hide the ball in the Jesus beard trick
the old hide the grey with blonde streaks
the old hide the voice-activated recorder in the bush beside the doggy door
the old hide the frankfurter thing
the old hide the money in the ice cream
the old hide the keg at the party and tell everyone youre out of beer trick
the old hide the screws under the rubber feet trick
the old hide the bomb in the instrument case
the old hide the mouse down the shorts game
the old hide the gum in the coolwhip trick
the old hide-the-spoils-in-a-man-eating-plant trick
the old hide the dog in the bobbing for apples bucket gag
the old hide the loot in the fish tank treasure chest next to the little diver
the old hide the interesting work of fiction in the textbook and pretend to be really engrossed in the subject method
the old Hide the Bow and Arrows in the bundle of Firewood trick
the old hide-the-mirv-in-the-exported-coke-vending-machine trick
the old hide the Alien Probe trick

and my favorite:

the old hide the man tits with the leather jacket trick

Google It

Dan pointed out to me today that if you google the word 'failure', the first site it finds is the biography of President Bush.

Yahoo! Search Blows

In case you're actually still using Yahoo! to search the web instead of Google, here's a scientific comparison showing how many more results you'll get if you hop on the bandwagon.

Google Takes Over

Gmail
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• Gmail Notifier
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Google Suggest
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Google Webquotes
View search results with quotes about them from other sites.

Google Video Search
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Google Maps
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• Interesting Google Satellite Maps
  More links to cool satellite maps.
  
  
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Google Compute
Donate your computer's idle time to help scientific research.

Guess-the-google
Guess what Google Images search keyword resulted in each collage.

Google Talk
Googles for words, finds the next word and prints that. Then removes the first word, adds the next word and repeats. Just try it. Here's mine...

Steve Poland eats the did did did part, of my training I was able to see the sun, and the moon. and the sun are in the same boat, Steve! and a sorrow shared is halved. and joy shared is doubled. and a sorrow shared is halved. and joy shared is doubled. and a sorrow shared is halved. and joy shared is doubled. and a sorrow shared is halved. and joy shared is doubled. and a sorrow shared is halved.

Google Fight
Pick two words and see which one 'wins' by getting the most hits. Some classics are:
Clothed vs Naked
America vs Iraq
Pen vs Sword
Luke Skywalker vs Darth Vader

Cookin' with Google
Enter ingredients and the type of recipe you'd like. Google will do the rest.

Google Date
Find out what happened on a given date. It does not always return big events. Sometimes you get smaller events in people's lives.

Picasa
Google bought this great picture management software.

Google Toolbar
For Internet Explorer.