Yo Robot! Why da hater stance? Dat's alright, I feed off haters like you. You are now on my enemy list with Steve Poland, Robot. No! I never had a facial blemish...Why you hatin'. I have to look at myself in the mirror and tell everyone at Myspace.com not to come to StevePoland.net. and to stay X-static about me. HATERS!!!!
Robot thinks the musical Rent is a bastardization of 90's culture. Boring Boring Boring. Nothing more hilarious than watching a musical theater buff's vision of history. I'm glad he died. What we gonna do, "The power blows." More like this show Blows!!!
I'm leaving this website. I don't want to talk to my enemies. I'll go to another site that wants to talk about musical theatre, my role as Roger in Rent, how everyone should see Rent at least once in their lifetime, trucker hats, Ashton Kutcher, and most importantly...ME!
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You've made a deadly enemy, Steve Poland!
-Da Heartbreak Kid
(Where breakin' hearts is the name of the game, yo!)
Robot Here,
I think Da Heartbreak Kid was probably some sort of dweeb in high school with some kind of facial blemish. That would explain his overcompensated need for self promotion. He probably walks in a bow legged gangly fashion and does as many drugs as possible to forget the fact that he was dumped by a pair shaped freckle faced girl who had a fiancé in the military. Robot out....
(This message is said in a low toneless robot voice)
Yo Robot! Why da hater stance? Dat's alright, I feed off haters like you. You are now on my enemy list with Steve Poland, Robot. No! I never had a facial blemish...Why you hatin'. I have to look at myself in the mirror and tell everyone at Myspace.com not to come to StevePoland.net. and to stay X-static about me. HATERS!!!!
Robot is tabulating data.........
Robot believes you do too much Crystal Meth
Hey Robot! How you gonna pay? How you gonna pay? Last Year's Rent!!!
With money.
Nothing you're hair in the moonlight!!
Robot thinks the musical Rent is a bastardization of 90's culture. Boring Boring Boring. Nothing more hilarious than watching a musical theater buff's vision of history. I'm glad he died. What we gonna do, "The power blows." More like this show Blows!!!
Robot out.
I'm leaving this website. I don't want to talk to my enemies. I'll go to another site that wants to talk about musical theatre, my role as Roger in Rent, how everyone should see Rent at least once in their lifetime, trucker hats, Ashton Kutcher, and most importantly...ME!
Holla!
Yo Ashton, you should really see this guy. The similarities are amazing. Did you guys grow up together in Queens?
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