The Old Hide the...

Last night while google talking with Brian Farasey, of the Indian Hill Faraseys, I was for some reason motivated to google the phrase "the old hide the". I think I was looking for something better to say than sausage. Turns out there are some pretty hilarious results to that search. Here are some of my favorites:

the old hide-the-poop-in-the-garbage-can trick
the old hide the ball in the bucket play
the old hide the pill in something nummy trick
the old hide the camera in the elbow trick
the old hide the ball in the Jesus beard trick
the old hide the grey with blonde streaks
the old hide the voice-activated recorder in the bush beside the doggy door
the old hide the frankfurter thing
the old hide the money in the ice cream
the old hide the keg at the party and tell everyone youre out of beer trick
the old hide the screws under the rubber feet trick
the old hide the bomb in the instrument case
the old hide the mouse down the shorts game
the old hide the gum in the coolwhip trick
the old hide-the-spoils-in-a-man-eating-plant trick
the old hide the dog in the bobbing for apples bucket gag
the old hide the loot in the fish tank treasure chest next to the little diver
the old hide the interesting work of fiction in the textbook and pretend to be really engrossed in the subject method
the old Hide the Bow and Arrows in the bundle of Firewood trick
the old hide-the-mirv-in-the-exported-coke-vending-machine trick
the old hide the Alien Probe trick

and my favorite:

the old hide the man tits with the leather jacket trick