I was cleaning out old text messages from my phone today and had to share some classics from the Faraballer. Here are my favorites this time around:
I'm getting some McGriddles for breakfast & noticed how everyone here smells funny in their own way.
Sunday August 21st 2005
10:32am
If that was you just calling me, I'm pooping.
Thursday September 15th 2005
9:42am
I ordered Chinese food. My first fortune was "you will be needed by a close friend." My second fortune was "you will be needed by a close friend."
Friday September 16th 2005
9:21pm
IT needs to take my laptop & wipe it clean, how can I make sure there's nothing on there that will get me canned?
Thursday October 6th 2005
5:18pm
Please text me the name of the guy who narrated The Wonder Years and was in Home Alone. I know you know.
Wednesday December 14th 2005
7:22pm
2 comments:
This prompted me to go back through my own text messages. The following are also from Brian:
I just put a jihad on you. 12/24/05 1:22am
It's a simple question. A baby could answer it. 12/28/05 2:46pm
I'm sitting on your balls? 2/12/06 1:25am
I like when Faraballer said, "Bill I know that we have a test today, but here's the thing. Joe and I didn't really study at all for the test and wanted to know if we could just maybe take the test next week instead."
Bill: "But the Test is Today."
Brian: "Yeah I know Bill that the Test is technically today but if we take the test today we are going to fail it and we wanted to know if maybe instead of today we just take the test next week."
Bill: "I don't understand. This test is for a third of your grade."
Brian: "I know Bill but do you want to see 90% of the answers right or 50% of the answers right. I mean its really just days we are talking about."
Bill: "I guess you can take it next week but don't tell anyone."
Brian: "Thanks Bill we won't let you down."
The following week Brian and Joe both received mid level C percentages and still laugh at how stupid that teacher was. Well done sir.
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