I just wanted to let everybody know, and by everybody I mean both of the people who ever visit this site, that I am not dead. I've just been moving and I don't have internet access yet. I should get it today though. And I've been busy at work because I took an extra day last week to move.
Yesterday I destroyed an old couch that I didn't want to move or pay to have hauled away. It was in shreds from my dog and was pretty much just wood and springs. I took a sawsall and bolt cutters to it and tore it apart enough that it fit in my trunk. Moving is great, eh?
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Its a great town. If I lived there I would like to paint it in the fall.
We will meet again some day Mr. Poland.....in hell!
Hey don't forget about me, I am still stuck between the cushions. I provided you with hours of self enjoyment...
There's enough of us lying around in here to buy a cup of coffee...
It was a cold night in January when I was taken from her. She was only 22, full of life, with a good sense of humor, and a rack to die for. I spend my days in this couch knowing that one day I will see the son of a bitch that put me in this perpetual timeless purgatory to rot. With nothing but my thoughts I dream of revenge...
You forgot to eat me. Hello...
Hey man just cause I broke doesn't mean you can just leave me here. I'm covered in burning slime and dirt now!
Next time you start a thread with the title "Not Dead," you sure as sh#t better have a better story than "I was busy dismantling a couch." Amateur. I'm going back to TuckerMax.com.
I think more than 2 people read this. Sadly I must admit that I now check your website on my lunch hour at work. At least I'm showing interest in your life...
PS---call me about the Biggest Loser Finale and LOST last night...man, I love TV
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