Tuesday, August 16, 2005

First Namers

People who can be universally identified by their first name:

Elvis
Oprah
Geraldo
Ringo
Madonna
Condoleezza
Saddam
Osama
Shaq
Tupac
Beck
Beyonce
Omarosa
Bjork
Charo
Jewel
Yanni
Prince
Roseanne
Arsenio
Usher
Fabio
Elton
Ellen
Tiger
and the original first namer...

Jesus

Compiled by Steve Poland and Brian Farasey
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6 comments:

  1. Anonymous10:29 PM

    I think Jesus would be upset if he knew that you put him under Ellen and Elton. Jesus' last name is Mitchstein so technically he's not a one namer....

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  2. Steve Poland10:30 PM

    Jesus doesn't get upset. Except at money changers.

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  3. Anonymous10:30 PM

    Muka,
    Dinda muka ban din strin, Jesus din bo s man kind uka deens muh kinda bukka. Min bo s uka deens muka bad dina.

    Mokakn

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  4. Steve Poland10:30 PM

    Mokakn, I will smack you. I will smack you so hard.

    -Muka

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  5. Anonymous10:30 PM

    What about OJ?

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  6. Steve Poland10:31 PM

    OJ is both his first and middle name, Sausage King of Chicago.

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