Friday, July 28, 2006

Gibson DUI

Mel Gibson
Mel Gibson was arrested for a DUI today. But we should give him a break. He just lost his wife in a car crash, and he doesn't care if he lives or dies. When he was 19, he did a guy in Laos with a rifle shot at a thousand yards in high wind. Maybe eight or even ten guys in the world could have made that shot. It's the only thing he was ever good at.

Well, see you tomorrow.

Monday, July 24, 2006

Survive This

Richard Hatch
Richard Hatch, winner of the original Survivor (back when anyone cared), was sent to a federal, PMITA prison last week for 51 months for failure to pay taxes on the million bucks he won. What a dumbass. It's true that most people forgot about him pretty soon after he won, but did he think the IRS would forget? C'mon, they're like rock & roll. And they will send you to jail.

Thursday, July 20, 2006

The Tan Man

The Tan Man
Apparently Matt Farasey, or Meether, has an alter ego in Cincinnati. He is the Tan Man. If you email Q102 and are convincing enough, you could have him crash your pool party with "ice cold drinks from Pepsi, sunscreen from Banana Boat, and lunch from Subway, Snyders Pretzels and Trauth Ice Cream."

Normally, if I just heard about it randomly and didn't know who the Tan Man personally, I would think something like this wasn't worth writing to them about. But the public has no idea that having Meether at your pool party is the best thing that could ever happen to you. Or your pool.

Tuesday, July 18, 2006

All Better

All Good 2006
I have returned from the 10th Annual All Good and I must say that it was quite the experience. Drew and I met people from all over the country and had a great time. Pictures are up in the gallery.

Thursday, July 13, 2006

All Good

Tonight I'm leaving for the weekend to meet Drew in West Virginia for the All Good Festival. It'll be like Bonnaroo except only 18,000 people instead of 80,000. We will be seeing a bunch of awesome musical acts with no overlap including The Black Crowes, Galactic, The Greyboy Allstars, Trey and Mike, Ween, Les Claypool, John Medeski, Disco Biscuits, Donavon Frankenreiter, Railroad Earth, and Mofro. Expect pictures next week.

Sorry for the lack of links in this post.

Monday, July 10, 2006

Wednesday, July 05, 2006

Mates of State


My new favorite band is called Mates of State. This is one of the best heads up I've ever gotten from Farasey, and their latest disc was my album of the long weekend. They're a married pop duo of keyboards and drums that write great songs and sing crazy harmonies. Other than that they're hard to describe. Except to say it's awe-some.

Super Return


Erin and I saw Superman Returns yesterday in IMAX 3D. It's a good thing too, because the movie only made something like $106 million domestically over the long weekend. But our $20 really put them over the top.

I actually really liked the movie. I guess I hadn't built my hopes up too much because movies that get so much hype like this one tend to disappoint. I think the first reason that I liked it was that I grew up on the Christopher Reeve movies and somehow they managed to keep the same look and feel, even with all the modern elements. I thought Brandon Routh looked and sounded a lot like him. Another plus for me was that I always wanted to see a Superman movie where his flying didn't look so fake. I guess the special effects for the original movie were cutting edge for 1978, but even while growing up there was a disconnect. Another plus was Kevin Spacey, who is one of the all-time greats.

I guess I shouldn't have gone in thinking that the 3D version was completely in 3D. Is that naive of me? I thought that 3D movies were all in 3D, but there were only 4 (maybe 5) different times in the film where we were instructed to put on our glasses. Those times were cool, but it was kinda strange to get used to it, then go back to normal, then get used to it again, etc. But it was probably way cooler than just seeing the film normally.

Finally, and I can't speak for any of the ladies on this, but at no time during the movie did I notice Superman's package. Which made me happy.