FedEx Furniture

Do people actually do this?

Walken 2008

Christopher Walken 2008

Ohio Girls Fertile

65 out of 490 girls at an Akron high school are currently pregnant. I wonder if this is because the guys that go there are particularly smooth or if there's just one really smooth guy.

You don't know anything about this, do you Vince?

Bob Moog Dies

Robert A. Moog
May 23, 1934 - August 21, 2005
Inventor of the Synthesizer

Six Feet Under Over

Six Feet Under has been my favorite show for a long time (especially since The West Wing completely jumped the shark), and the series finale aired last night. It was excellent. I am almost embarrased about how much the show impacted my life, but I even woke up depressed. I don't know if it's the fact that I identified with the characters or that almost all other television shows suck, but I feel horrible. It's like that feeling you get at the end of American Beauty except multiplied. If you have HBO on Demand I think it would be worth your while to watch this episode, if not the entire series.

RSS Feeds

I'm a fan of RSS feeds. It stands for Really Simple Syndication, and for those of you who aren't familiar, it's a way to find out about updates to a website without actually having to go there and deal with the ads and other distractions. You can view these lists of headlines either as a live bookmark in Firefox, at a website you setup to bring your feeds together (like Bloglines), or in a separate program called an aggregator. Now you can even use Gmail to view feeds.

Most good sites have a feed anymore. Man alive, even I have 3 feeds.

The Rise of RSS - For more info

Feedster - Search for feeds

Laser Trip Wire

$30 gets you the coolest thing I've ever seen in my life

First Namers

People who can be universally identified by their first name:

Elvis
Oprah
Geraldo
Ringo
Madonna
Condoleezza
Saddam
Osama
Shaq
Tupac
Beck
Beyonce
Omarosa
Bjork
Charo
Jewel
Yanni
Prince
Roseanne
Arsenio
Usher
Fabio
Elton
Ellen
Tiger
and the original first namer...

Jesus

Compiled by Steve Poland and Brian Farasey

Yahoo! Search Blows

In case you're actually still using Yahoo! to search the web instead of Google, here's a scientific comparison showing how many more results you'll get if you hop on the bandwagon.

Connor?

First that one kid from the Miami Glee Club was on American Idol, and now Conor is trying to get famous? All I can say is: Ben Pack, where you at?

Evolution and What Have You

Have you heard about the latest in the debate about evolution? Have you heard about the Flying Spaghetti Monster?

Freedom Isn't Free

What would you do
If you were asked to give up your dreams for freedom?
What would you do
If asked to make the ultimate sacrifice?

Would you think about all them people
Who gave up everything they had?
Would you think about all them War Vets
And would you start to feel bad?

Freedom isn't free.
It costs folks like you and me
And if we don't all chip in
We'll never pay that bill.
Freedom isn't free.
No, there's a hefty f*ckin' fee.
And if you don't throw in your buck 'o five
Who will?

What would you do
If someone told you to fight for freedom?
Would you answer the call
Or run away like a little pussy?
'Cause the only reason that you're here
Is 'cause folks died for you in the past.
So maybe now it's your turn
To die kicking some ass.

Freedom isn't free.
It costs folks like you and me
And if we don't all chip in
We'll never pay that bill.
Freedom isn't free.
Now there's a have to hook'in fee.
And if you don't throw in your buck 'o five
Who will?

You don't throw in your buck 'o five. Who will?
Oooh buck 'o five.
Freedom costs a buck 'o five.

High Speed Cat Photos

I'm allergic to cats, so this is pretty much the most enjoyment they've ever brought me.

I'm Alive

It has taken me until Thursday to fully recover from Joe's bachelor party last weekend in Chicago. Thanks for the memories guys. Thanks also for the stuff that I don't remember.

Pictures are now in the gallery...